April 2009
5 posts
“Make sure your hands are clean before man handling the pizzas”
– Tammy
Apr 15th
Mr. Thornberry
Mr. Thornberry: *walks past food ave* Me: SLACKERRR Mr. Thornberry: Oh what?! Wanna go I can take you! Me: Back off I have a spatula… Mr. Thornberry: Oh I’ll go old school and beat you with my shoe! Me: Bring it on! Mr. Thornberry: I would if my shoe wasn’t tied to my foot, oh well I’ll just shoe foot attack you! Me: So you’re gunna kick me? Mr. Thornberry:...
Apr 8th
“Star fishes- I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER!”
– Charlie the Unicorn 3
Apr 7th
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March 2009
10 posts
“[21:20] BbRaTtYbUtTeRfLy: Hey [21:21] vongrauten: what up? [21:21]...”
– Erik and I
Mar 30th
“OMG youre a genious you’re going to harvord”
– Sibling
Mar 24th
“Its not name calling its scientific classification”
– Toby from Degrassi
Mar 23rd
“My only request sir is that you don’t feed my cat Poopsie because he has...”
– Adam West (Family Guy)
Mar 18th
WatchWatch
(via amazonangel) WICKED!
Mar 6th
171. BE KIND TO YOUR MOTHER
amazonangel: (via gotwisdom) I think someone is trying to tell me something!  I think you’re thinking correct
Mar 2nd
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“I’m handcuffed to a dog”
– alex
Mar 1st
“I say Chapp I’m going to gut you like a fish”
– Alex
Mar 1st
“He’s gunna crack you!”
– Sibling refurring to Chestnut and his actions
Mar 1st
“Chestnut couldn’t find his gun so he grabbed his handcuffs.”
– Chestnut (Alex Little Brother Numero Uno)
Mar 1st
February 2009
8 posts
“Reindeer games? You told her I like reindeer games?!”
– Andrea at work Talking about dirty names
Feb 25th
“So its one thing to show affection at a public place like hugging or a kiss but...”
– Jaki
Feb 22nd
“UH UH TALK TO THE JAZZ HAND”
Feb 17th
So today is Friday the 13th.. LUCKY NUMBERS YALL
So today was just like anyother day but not really! Its Friday the 13th the unluckyest day of the year.. or so I’ve heard. I did some errands for my sister today grabbing some stuff and getting Kathrine a valintines day present for tomorrow. Hopefully she likes it.
Feb 14th
“I dont’ think Hobos enjoy swimming”
– spencer
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
“Hey, I like your shirt, makes my brain bleed different colors.”
– Nate from Church
Feb 1st
“I’M SPEAKING IN TONGUES”
– me
Feb 1st
“YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A PIE?!”
– Spencer
Feb 1st
“The couch is broken…..”
– HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Feb 1st
“ITS A PIE SHOP NOT CHURCH!”
– Spencer from ICarly
Feb 1st
“Its like shalome only for pirates! ARRRRRRRRRGG”
– ICarly
Feb 1st
January 2009
9 posts
WatchWatch
amazonangel: I love Obama and Beyonce!  Freaking awesome
Jan 29th
Jan 22nd
Pro Wrestler's
Alex: (Talking in Third person) Darth potato's name is now Chestnut.
Bri (King Kong): Can Chestnut continue to talk about himself in third person.
Alex: Yes Chestnut can.
Priceless!!
Jan 18th
“If anything at least you’ll be remembered for your t-shirts!”
– Padre while watching me fold laundry (via amazonangel)     - This is true your shirts are quite rememberable! I’m slightly jealous of you and your shirt collection
Jan 9th
December 2008
12 posts
Dec 30th
Gram exiting the bathroom
Gram- I made blueberry pie, Does anyone want any?
Me- Not if you made it in there, I don't know if I heard you wash your hands.
Gram- Laughs................................................Oh and I made brownies too.
Me- Gram stop please!
-- I couldn't stop laughing!
Dec 28th
Dec 23rd
Walmart and Wendy's ...
So first my adventure started out where I always go before bed… My sisters computer.. I was talking to Chris and wanted to hang out with him but didn’t really mention it and he tells me that he is going to walmart and I should meet up with him… I came up with a better idea that worked out pretty well… I stand at the end of my drive way and he picks me up.. Its snowing...
Dec 23rd
WatchWatch
I couldn’t help myself!
Dec 23rd
Just Decided..
I have just decided that when I get a digital/video camera I’m going to make myself a Youtube account.. I know I know I’ve always said I hate youtube but I secretly love it! ha ha not a secret any more! lawls… But no really I wanna do that cause idk looks like fun to go out and just video tape everything you do and post it on the interwebs… Uhm I have more to say but idk...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
amazonangel: Bri got her hurricane tattoo done without me and I’m kinda upset! we were planning on going together and she got it without me….it also doesn’t look that great….not because I’m upset just because it doesn’t look quite right…..the symbol is solid black with a blue outline and the the lettering around it is super pretty. So idk just kinda not right! Oh and she was planning on getting a...
Dec 22nd
At Cat's
Conversation between John Ca’ts boyfriend and my cousin Mr.Bling.. [23:27] BbRaTtYbUtTeRfLy: and you lick it off anyways [23:27] BbRaTtYbUtTeRfLy: =] [23:27] CGESSIS: and id never LEAVE YOU ALONE [23:28] CGESSIS: mmmmmm delishus [23:28] CGESSIS: iim a killer [23:28] CGESSIS: ive murdered half the town [23:29] BbRaTtYbUtTeRfLy: sometimes i just want to climb the clock tower [23:31]...
Dec 21st
November 2008
5 posts
“My eye is Crying”
– ~Chris~
Nov 17th
Far Too Long
Well here is another post for the two people reading my blog… yeah I know who reads themm….no one. Well nothing new really happened. I’m still me and well I guess I’m still here, working….ALL THE TIME…. uhm I don’t think anything exciting is going to happen anytime soon…so this is all you get TOODLES
Nov 14th
“Butt Crack Finger Tickel”
– Me..the one and only! oh and sibling was there too XD
Nov 14th
Sah-ree
awkwardamy: hesitanthurricane: awkwardamy: amazonangel: jjake: In a recent video, i may have accidentally given out somebodys phone number. Let me just fix that right now by saying that Jake’s phone number is NOT 917-446-9701, SO STOP CALLING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy now? uhh yes it is cuase I called it I was totally going to ask you if you did. Because I could make myself do it… ...
Nov 6th
7 notes
Sah-ree
awkwardamy: amazonangel: jjake: In a recent video, i may have accidentally given out somebodys phone number. Let me just fix that right now by saying that Jake’s phone number is NOT 917-446-9701, SO STOP CALLING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy now? uhh yes it is cuase I called it I was totally going to ask you if you did. Because I could make myself do it… This is reason #856843095 why we are...
Nov 5th
7 notes
October 2008
5 posts
Just so you know
amazonangel: awkwardamy: amazonangel: just so you know if it were next week we would totally be sleeping right now Just so you know, if it were next week you would totally be sleeping right now… I would be at the leadership conference wishing I was sleeping… Just so you know I love that you would let me sleep! lol Just so you know this conversation is absolutely amazing…. 
Oct 20th